Do I Have to Use The Crappy Furniture That Came With My Apartment?

Crappy furniture.

I am a tenant in lower Nob Hill, building is more than 50 years old.  I live in a studio apartment that I signed a 6 month lease for in July of 2011.  The apartment came sparsely furnished with a futon bed (now removed because it was broken), a T.V./bookcase wooden thing, that probably dates back to the 70’s and a small table that is filthy, stained and ewwwwww.  

I want to remove the furniture and move my own in.  I wasn’t sure about how long I would be here, so the sorta furnished deal was appealing at the time I moved in.  Now that I know I will be here a few more years, I’d like to bring my stuff up from down south.  

The furniture is not worth anything and Goodwill and DAV will not take it because it is in too rough of shape.  

The landlord has threatened me with lawsuits and eviction stating to move furniture out would be a “serious crime”.  I have assured him that I will leave the apartment in better condition than what it was rented to me, but I was set on getting rid of the useless furniture.  

I have searched high and low for some kind of law or statute about this and I cannot find one.  I don’t mind giving up my deposit, which was 600 bucks.

The best solution to this problem would be to stash the furniture in a closet until you move. I’m guessing that may not be an option for you because the apartment is a studio. I also get that the cost of storing worthless furniture is a waste of money.

The first place to look to resolve, or at least understand how to deal with issues like this, is your lease. Check it carefully to see if it defines your obligations with respect to the firewood in your apartment. Look for specific clauses regarding the furnishings. Then read more general clauses that limit or prohibit alterations and repairs to the unit.

Read the lease as broadly as possible to see if any language that could be applied to removing the furniture could be used to evict you for breach of contract. Given his absurd claim that removing the furniture would be a serious crime, your landlord (or his lawyer) will be reading the lease the same way. Make sure the landlord cannot evict you for breach of the lease.

Next, make sure that the table isn’t a Federal inlay mahogany card table made by John and Thomas Seymour for which the landlord paid $30.00 now valued at $400,000 or that the T.V. bookcase thing isn’t an original Stickley.

As you already guessed, if you aren’t in breach of an obligation under the lease, removing the furniture is a security deposit issue. California Civil Code section 1950.5(b)(4) states that a deposit may be used by the landlord “to remedy future defaults by the tenant in any obligation under the rental agreement to restore, replace, or return personal property or appurtenances, exclusive of ordinary wear and tear, if the security deposit is authorized to be applied thereto by the rental agreement.”

You need to remind your landlord that you’re not committing any crime, he cannot evict you, and if he sues you in small claims court he will lose because he can’t prove any damages if the furniture has no value.

You can also tell him that he can use the deposit to replace the furniture in case he still wants to rent the apartment as furnished. Point out that this is a good deal for him because he can find replacement furniture on the street, just like he did the first time.

Then take lots of photos of the furniture before you toss it. The photos should be so detailed that one can smell the 70s. Ewwwwww!